Total Medals Earned: 82 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,090 Points
Medals Earned: 10/11 (225/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (370/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Lose the game
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Beat all levels without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/1,275 points)
You've loaded up the game!
Play through a game of the gauntlet!
Score 40 points or more on this trivia pack!
Score 60 points or more on this trivia pack!
Score 90 points or more on this trivia pack!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed